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		<title>Project Status Update</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been almost eight months since we moved to Indianapolis, where I had planned on dedicating more of my time to working on my personal projects. I&#8217;m pleased to say that I&#8217;ve been largely successful in this! I&#8217;ve got a lot going on, and it&#8217;s sometimes a bit hard to juggle everything. These periodic update [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been almost eight months since we moved to Indianapolis, where I had planned on dedicating more of my time to working on my personal projects. I&#8217;m pleased to say that I&#8217;ve been largely successful in this! I&#8217;ve got a lot going on, and it&#8217;s sometimes a bit hard to juggle everything. These periodic update posts actually help me to focus and figure out what the hell to work on!</p>
<h3>Dart Publishing</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.dartpublishing.com/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1608" title="Dart Publishing Ltd. Logo" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dartlogo.jpg" alt="Dart Publishing Ltd. Logo" width="320" height="320" /></a><a title="Dart Publishing - Web Design and Development - XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, C#, ASP.Net" href="http://www.dartpublishing.com/" target="_self">Dart Publishing, Ltd.</a> is the official name of the business I&#8217;ve been trying to get started with my friend for a while now. We&#8217;ve made huge leaps recently, thanks in part to having some extra time due to the Crispy Gamer implosion. I&#8217;m very nearly done with the first draft of the business plan, and will be sending it out to a few folks I know with way more business experience than I have, in order to get their feedback on it. From there, it&#8217;ll be revisions, and then probably applying for some local grants. Investor money is good, but free money is even better. Might as well look for that first, right?</p>
<h3>Writing</h3>
<p>Last month I finished not one, but two novels &#8212; my <a title="National Novel Writing Month" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org" target="_self">NaNoWriMo</a> projects from 2007 and 2009, &#8220;The Broken God Machine&#8221; and &#8220;Morgan Skylark and the Monster Hunters,&#8221; respectively. If anyone out there wants to read the first draft of The Broken God Machine, it&#8217;s ready for criticism. Just get in touch. I still need to make some tweaks to Monster Hunters before I open it up for critique from the outside world, but that should be happening soon. I&#8217;m also making some progress on the second draft of the sequel to <a title="The Blood That Bonds - Free eBook - Free Fiction by Christopher Buecheler" href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com" target="_self">The Blood That Bonds</a>, currently titled &#8220;Blood Hunt.&#8221; I expect work on that to speed up significantly once I&#8217;m no longer spending my coffee shop time filling out competitive analysis forms and burn-rate spreadsheets for Dart. Speaking of TBTB &#8230;</p>
<h3>The Blood That Bonds</h3>
<p>I haven&#8217;t had too many responses in my agent search, and so far the responses I&#8217;ve had haven&#8217;t been positive. I&#8217;m not particularly discouraged &#8212; people are still reading <a title="The Blood That Bonds - Free eBook - Free Fiction by Christopher Buecheler" href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com" target="_self">the eBook</a> and sending very positive feedback &#8212; but I&#8217;m beginning to wonder if I should revise the first chapter a little to make it a bit more attention-grabbing right from the start. There&#8217;s a little too much opening exposition and I think it&#8217;s turning agents off. We&#8217;ll see.</p>
<h3>Photography</h3>
<p>Unfortunately, the broken 18-55mm lens that I fixed with superglue for a while has broken again, so we&#8217;re stuck only using a distance lens on our camera, which is a pain in the ass, so we&#8217;re not taking many pics at the moment. I need to get off my ass and either re-fix the lens using a better piece of plastic (and more superglue), or just cough up the ~$140 it costs to buy a new one. Why does everything have to be so damn expensive these days? Blargh! Rotten kids &#8230; GET OFF MY LAWN!</p>
<h3>Cocktails</h3>
<p>I went on a bit of a beer kick the past few months, trying lots of craft beers and really strengthening my understanding and appreciation of the different types available (turns out I am way more of an ale guy than a lager guy, with a particular fondness for brown ales, porters, and stouts). I&#8217;m coming out of that now though and getting back to crafting new cocktails. I&#8217;m still experimenting right now, but when I come up with something good, I&#8217;ll post it here.</p>
<h3>Video Games</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bioshock2.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1610" title="BioShock 2" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bioshock2-292x300.jpg" alt="BioShock 2" width="292" height="300" /></a>I went out and picked up <a title="BioShock 2 Official Site" href="http://www.bioshock2game.com/en/" target="_self">BioShock 2</a> the other night at my wife&#8217;s urging (one of many reasons why I married her!) and have been playing through it. I&#8217;ll post a full review here when I&#8217;m finished, but I&#8217;m pretty far in and while I&#8217;m enjoying it, I&#8217;m kind of disappointed in how much more they&#8217;ve chosen to focus on combat. You&#8217;re constantly being swarmed with enemies, and while I&#8217;m not dying a lot, it&#8217;s just not a whole lot of fun to be in non-stop firefights. After BioShock 2, I&#8217;ll be picking up <a title="Mass Effect 2 Official Site" href="http://masseffect.bioware.com/" target="_self">Mass Effect 2</a>, and <a title="Assassin's Creed 2 Official Website" href="http://assassinscreed.us.ubi.com/assassins-creed-2/" target="_self">Assassin&#8217;s Creed 2</a> &#8230; apparently it&#8217;s all about the sequels right now.</p>
<h3>Reading</h3>
<p>Sadly, given how many activities I have going on, I haven&#8217;t done much reading since Christmas, when I burned through <a title="The Book of Basketball by Bill Simmons" href="http://www.bookofbasketball.com/" target="_self">Bill Simmons&#8217;s Book of Basketball</a> in a week or so. I&#8217;ve got three novels and a short story collection all waiting for my attention, not to mention a non-fiction book on real estate investing that I really should finish</p>
<h3>French</h3>
<p>Mon francais n&#8217;est pas superb &#8230; but it&#8217;s getting better. I do a half an hour of studying per day almost every weekday, and Charlotte and I are beginning to try to speak to each other more in French. We&#8217;ve also found some French cultural events to go to around town, and I&#8217;m about to start in on French grammar in addition to speaking/listening. It&#8217;s still a halting, frustrating process &#8212; I don&#8217;t like being bad at things &#8212; but all these little steps should hopefully add up to me being able to hold something of a coherent conversation with her friends and family back in the homeland, sometime within the next couple of years. Hopefully!</p>
<h3>Travel</h3>
<p>Speaking of the homeland, Charlotte and I will be making another France trip in May. Her sister is getting married in the south of France, which gives us the opportunity to fly into Barcelona in Spain, and spent the next week driving to Toulouse (actually, the nearby town of Albi), where we&#8217;ll attend the wedding, hang out for another day or two, and then I&#8217;ll fly back while she goes to Paris to take her finals for the French Lit program she&#8217;s working on. We&#8217;ve also got a trip to Florida happening in March, to visit my parents and sister, and a trip to Syracuse happening &#8230; sometime. Then as summer rolls into fall, we&#8217;ve got a wedding in New York City and a wedding in New Hampshire (I think) to attend. Yeesh!</p>
<p>&#8230; So that&#8217;s what&#8217;s up with me, in case anyone was wondering!</p>
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		<title>November NaNoWriMo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the month without updates. This has been a particularly hectic month for Charlotte and I &#8211; she&#8217;s busy with schoolwork and establishing a translation business (for which I&#8217;m designing and building the website), not to mention learning to drive and occasionally substitute teaching at the International School. I&#8217;ve been busy with work, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/238199"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1507" title="NaNoWriMo Winner" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nanowrimo.png" alt="NaNoWriMo Winner" width="120" height="240" /></a>Sorry for the month without updates. This has been a particularly hectic month for Charlotte and I &#8211; she&#8217;s busy with schoolwork and establishing a translation business (for which I&#8217;m designing and building the website), not to mention learning to drive and occasionally substitute teaching at the International School. I&#8217;ve been busy <a title="Crispy Gamer - Video Game News, Reviews, Features, Screenshots, Videos and More" href="http://www.crispygamer.com/">with work</a>, and mortgage preparation (which is about a thousand times more tedious and annoying than you&#8217;d think it should be), and <a title="National Novel Writing Month Homepage" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org">NaNoWriMo</a>.</p>
<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right. For the second time in my life, I decided to join in and try to write a 50,000-word novel in just 30 days. I succeeded, hitting 50k on the 28th, and as of this post I&#8217;m over 53k. What&#8217;s pretty amazing is that I missed four days at the beginning of the month due to my New York trip, and three more over the course of the month due to preexisting social obligations. So I actually wrote 50,129 words in just 21 days, which is an average of 2,387 words per day &#8230; which is a lot! Big thanks to my lovely wife for keeping me on track and spending a lot of weekend mornings at <a title="Monon Coffee Company Homepage and Blog" href="http://http://mononcoffee.compendiumblog.com/blog/monon-coffee" target="_self">the local coffee shop</a> with me.</p>
<p>I think the story&#8217;s actually pretty good, too &#8230; definitely worth a second draft. It&#8217;s about a young girl who is attacked by a werewolf but manages to kill it and is subsequently recruited into a school of monster hunters. You can <a title="Christopher Buecheler's NaNoWriMo Profile" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/238199" target="_self">read an excerpt</a> over at <a title="Christopher Buecheler's NaNoWriMo Profile" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/238199">my NaNoWriMo Page</a> if you&#8217;d like.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, all the writing and paperwork (not to mention Thanksgiving and our one-year wedding anniversary!) hasn&#8217;t left me a whole lot of time for other activities, like updating this blog or promoting <a title="The Blood That Bonds - Free Vampire eBook - Vampire Fiction" href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com/">The Blood That Bonds</a>. Both of these things will be addressed in December, although I&#8217;m also going to try to keep writing on a regular basis, AND we&#8217;re celebrating Christmas in <a title="Fontainebleau, France at Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontainebleau" target="_self">LA FRANCE</a> this year, so there will be traveling and such getting in the way as well.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s just not enough time in the day, week, month and year, you know?</p>
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		<title>Guest Blog &#8211; Vampires as Modern Day Heroes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m guest-blogging for the first time in my life today, over at Reading with a Bite, an independent book news and review blog dedicated to vampire fiction and more. Here are the first few paragraphs:
Much ado has been made over the current &#8220;vampire trend&#8221; and its potential longevity. People are curious: why and how have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://vampirebooks.blogspot.com/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1493" title="Reading with a Bite" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/readingwithabite.jpg" alt="Reading with a Bite" width="300" height="319" /></a>I&#8217;m guest-blogging for the first time in my life today, over at <a title="Reading with a Bite - Vampire Books" href="http://vampirebooks.blogspot.com/" target="_self">Reading with a Bite</a>, an independent book news and review blog dedicated to vampire fiction and more. Here are the first few paragraphs:</p>
<blockquote><p>Much ado has been made over the current &#8220;vampire trend&#8221; and its potential longevity. People are curious: why and how have vampires become so popular? What has caused them to capture the fancy of the mainstream public after years of being appreciated mainly by fans of the horror genre? The answer to that question lies in the slow move from terror to sympathy that people have made over the past few decades, due in large part to the efforts of many authors, screenwriters, directors, and other artists.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, not so very long ago, vampires were the bad guys. Remember those days? Dracula bending menacingly over a delirious Lucy Westenra; Kurt Barlow and his servant Mr. Straker slowly bringing the town of Salem&#8217;s Lot to ruin; Keifer Sutherland and his cronies menacing Corey Haim&#8217;s family &#8230; vampires were nearly always portrayed as voracious, evil killers &#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>If you&#8217;re interested in reading the rest, you can find it at <a title="Reading with a Bite - Vampire Books" href="http://vampirebooks.blogspot.com/" target="_self">Reading with a Bite</a>. I think it&#8217;s a pretty solid essay, and of course I get to plug my book, <a title="The Blood That Bonds - Free Vampire eBook - Vampire Fiction" href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com/" target="_self">The Blood That Bonds</a>, as well! Thanks very much to Lindsay for the opportunity.</p>
<p>Oh, and the control to turn off the music that starts when the site loads is over on the right, a little bit down the page. ;)</p>
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		<title>The Blood That Bonds is Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a lot of work, but I&#8217;ve finally launched TheBloodThatBonds.com. The site is dedicated to promoting my novel, which I&#8217;ve released as a free eBook in a variety of formats (with more coming). Please check it out and forward it to anyone you think might be interested!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a lot of work, but I&#8217;ve finally launched <a title="The Blood That Bonds - Free Vampire Fiction" href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com/" target="_self">TheBloodThatBonds.com</a>. The site is dedicated to promoting my novel, which I&#8217;ve released as a free eBook in a variety of formats (with more coming). Please <a title="The Blood That Bonds - Free Vampire Fiction" href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com/" target="_self">check it out</a> and forward it to anyone you think might be interested!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.thebloodthatbonds.com/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1448 aligncenter" title="The Blood That Bonds Cover" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cover_color-225x300.jpg" alt="cover_color" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>Updates on My Projects</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a bit since I talked about the various things that I&#8217;m doing, so I thought I&#8217;d give some updates. It&#8217;s been a very busy couple of months since I got to Indy (though I&#8217;ve still managed to find time to waste on a replay of Fallout 3!).
Dart Publishing
The personal business project that I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a bit since I talked about the various things that I&#8217;m doing, so I thought I&#8217;d give some updates. It&#8217;s been a very busy couple of months since I got to Indy (though I&#8217;ve still managed to find time to waste on a replay of <a title="My Review of Fallout 3 for the PC" href="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/2008/12/07/review-fallout-3-pc/" target="_self">Fallout 3</a>!).</p>
<h3>Dart Publishing</h3>
<p>The personal business project that I moved here to work on is coming along &#8212; I&#8217;m working on a business plan, which is just about my least favorite thing in the world to do, but I think it&#8217;s a good exercise for me. Not only does it force me to think about the long-term goals of the company, but it also forces me to power through something I don&#8217;t love doing &#8230; which I&#8217;ll probably have to do a lot of if we ever get the company off the ground.</p>
<h3>The Blood That Bonds eBook</h3>
<p>Coming along! A lot of the art is finalized, and I&#8217;m beginning a project to also turn it into an audio book (read by yours truly). Just bought a really nice USB microphone for that exact purpose. I&#8217;m hoping to launch the site in mid-September. Here&#8217;s a sample pic to whet your appetite a bit!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tbtbsamp.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1415" title="the blood that bonds sample illustration" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tbtbsamp.jpg" alt="the blood that bonds sample illustration" width="450" height="277" /></a></p>
<h3>The Fatass Project</h3>
<p>Not coming along as rapidly as I&#8217;d like, but it is coming along. Down to 208, from a start of 213.5. Last couple of weeks have seen consistent loss tho, so it seems like I&#8217;ve reached a point where I&#8217;m paying enough attention to what I&#8217;m eating. Now to see if I can motivate myself to accelerate that with a gym membership.</p>
<h3>Project Asimov</h3>
<p>Oh, I don&#8217;t know &#8230; do you think this counts as &#8220;outrageous&#8221; yet?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/meburns.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1414" title="chris with ridiculous sideburns" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/meburns.jpg" alt="meburns" width="500" height="400" /></a></p>
<p>The sideburns are long enough that I can now twist them into three spikes (on each side) using hair goop &#8230; tho I haven&#8217;t actually left the house looking like that. Maybe if I still have them at Halloween.</p>
<p>On a highly related note, I don&#8217;t mind the sideburns at all but I utterly despise the long hair. I cannot wait to shave 90% of it off at the end of September. Might keep the chops tho.</p>
<p>On a semi-related note, be prepared for pictures from the New York State Fair&#8217;s demolition derby, coming after labor day weekend. I&#8217;m going to dress up like a hick, drink cheap beer, and watch cars crash into each other. Should be ridiculous and awesome.</p>
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		<title>The Blood That Bonds News</title>
		<link>http://www.cerebraldebris.com/2009/07/29/the-blood-that-bonds-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As some of you may know, but most of you don&#8217;t, The Blood That Bonds just spent a year in submission over at St. Martins Press. The editor to whom I had sent it recently got back to me, and they unfortunately won&#8217;t be buying the book &#8211; the basic gist was &#8220;you can certainly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/logo-grunge-300.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1367" title="IIAM Logo - Grunge" src="http://www.cerebraldebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/logo-grunge-300.jpg" alt="IIAM Logo - Grunge" width="300" height="300" /></a>As some of you may know, but most of you don&#8217;t, The Blood That Bonds just spent a year in submission over at St. Martins Press. The editor to whom I had sent it recently got back to me, and they unfortunately won&#8217;t be buying the book &#8211; the basic gist was &#8220;you can certainly write, but it was a little dark for me.&#8221; So that&#8217;s a bit of a bummer, but I&#8217;m not angry or anything &#8230; this is how the print industry works; you have to find the right editor and publisher for your work, and it can be a difficult and time-consuming process just to get your voice heard over the crowd, let alone by the right people.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not giving up on my dream of print publication for The Blood That Bonds, or my other work. I&#8217;ve wanted to have a book published since I was eleven years old, and there&#8217;s no reason to stop trying until it happens or I&#8217;m dead. However, I&#8217;ve decided to use the skills I possess that other authors perhaps don&#8217;t in order to help the people who might want to read it, find it. There are a lot of people out there who&#8217;ve written a vampire book &#8230; but how many of them are professional web designers and developers with over a decade of experience? Probably not too many. Why not leverage those abilities to take a route less-traveled to getting the book out there and noticed?</p>
<p>Which is why I registered TheBloodThatBonds.com and have spent my free time creating an entire website to promote the upcoming <strong>free release of the novel</strong>, in eBook formats (PDF, Kindle, iPhone and more), to whomever wants it. The site&#8217;s not quite done yet and is still locked down under a username and password, which is why I didn&#8217;t link it, but it&#8217;s very close to finished and I anticipate it will launch in mid-August. I&#8217;m really excited about this project, as I think it&#8217;s a chance to get my writing out to a much wider audience than it&#8217;s previously seen (I&#8217;ll be doing heavy promotion of the site and the book, trying to get blogs and sites all over the internet to link it, review it, etc). Hopefully some of that audience will be people with ties to the print industry who might want to publish the book in print &#8230; but if not, hey, at least people will be reading, and that&#8217;s the goal, right?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time to get this thing out there. :)</p>
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		<title>Sometimes I Write Poetry</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a rare occasion, I&#8217;ll admit, that my writings diverge from the path of traditional narrative and forge ahead into the largely unexplored (in my case, anyway) realm of poetry, but it does happen.
Largely when I write poems, I do so as an exploration of the language. They&#8217;re structural in nature, focused on rhyme scheme, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a rare occasion, I&#8217;ll admit, that my writings diverge from the path of traditional narrative and forge ahead into the largely unexplored (in my case, anyway) realm of poetry, but it does happen.</p>
<p>Largely when I write poems, I do so as an exploration of the language. They&#8217;re structural in nature, focused on rhyme scheme, syncopation, meter and beat. I haven&#8217;t yet graduated to a level of ability at which I feel comfortable playing with symbolism, or theme. That may never happen, actually, given that my poetry output is somewhat less than prodigious.</p>
<p>Still, I have two or three poems that I feel are solid, in one way or another, and I feel like sharing them here. This being my blog, where better to post this sort of thing, right?</p>
<p>I appreciate comments, whenever I get them, though that occasion has proven to be rare so far. If you have thoughts on any of the poems after the jump, please feel free to leave a note!</p>
<h3><span id="more-1064"></span>To Me, From You</h3>
<p>You said you would,<br />
But didn&#8217;t.<br />
And the tast it left was bitter:<br />
Wine gone bad,<br />
Empty cellars, full of litter<br />
And hidden.<br />
You said you would.</p>
<h3>Santa Ana</h3>
<p>There&#8217;s pleasure in the wind that creeps,<br />
Bone-dry and hot like desert sighs</p>
<p>In broken hands. The silence weeps<br />
Like ghosts in walls, for binding ties</p>
<p>To days that wait, while darkness seeps,<br />
Through wood and stone, and all realize:</p>
<p>Ancestral shades in silence keep<br />
Their bitter watch with shotgun eyes.</p>
<p>In times like these, when all retreats,<br />
Men pray for blood and tell their lies.</p>
<h3>The House at the End of the Street</h3>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>The house at the end of the street &#8230;<br />
Where broken windows stare like eyes,<br />
And spiders crawl where darkness lies.<br />
They spin their webs to catch the flies,<br />
And other creatures that they eat<br />
In the house at the end of the street.</p>
<p>There is a smell like rotting meat,<br />
That wafts out of its crumbling walls.<br />
It sickens, maddens and appalls<br />
All those who walk within the halls,<br />
And many make a quick retreat<br />
From the house at the end of the street.</p>
<p>Things lurk within its darkened suites,<br />
And shades of children play with toys.<br />
These spectral wisps of girls and boys,<br />
Go quietly and make no noise,<br />
And ignore all those that they meet<br />
In the house at the end of the street.</p>
<p>They hide there in the summer heat,<br />
And sit alone through winter&#8217;s night.<br />
They smile when the moon is bright<br />
(the only time they love the light),<br />
And whisper verses that repeat,<br />
In the house at the end of the street.</p>
<p>They flee it now with running feet,<br />
Those who view its wasted space.<br />
Their fear is etched upon their face.<br />
They grimace, gibber, moan, and pace.<br />
They must admit to their defeat,<br />
By the house at the end of the street.</p>
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		<title>Voices &#8211; Finally Done</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry I couldn&#8217;t get to the computer yesterday, but no worries &#8212; I&#8217;ve made all of the rest of Voices available in the Writing section, starting at Page 83. It&#8217;s good to finally have it all up. I&#8217;m still happy with this story &#8230; it&#8217;s not going to win me any Pulitzers, but it&#8217;s fun [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry I couldn&#8217;t get to the computer yesterday, but no worries &#8212; I&#8217;ve made all of the rest of <a title="Voices by Christopher Buecheler" href="/writing/voices-index/" target="_self">Voices</a> available in the <a title="Writing by Christopher Buecheler" href="/writing/" target="_self">Writing section</a>, starting at <a title="Voices by Christopher Buecheler - Page 83" href="/writing/voices-index/voices-page-83/" target="_self">Page 83</a>. It&#8217;s good to finally have it all up. I&#8217;m still happy with this story &#8230; it&#8217;s not going to win me any Pulitzers, but it&#8217;s fun to read and was a lot of fun to write. Maybe in 2009 I should resolve to write a sequel.</p>
<p>Next week I&#8217;m going to try to post a new web design tutorial. See you all soon. Happy New Year!</p>
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		<title>Voices Rolls Along</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason I&#8217;ve got the song &#8220;Ain&#8217;t No Mountain High Enough&#8221; stuck in my head today, a fact which is making my lovely wife mildly perplexed (and will probably make her mildly annoyed after I bust out singing the chorus for like the twentieth time).
On that exciting, autobiographical note, here now are the links [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For some reason I&#8217;ve got the song &#8220;<a title="Ain't No Mountain High Enough Video on YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-UvQYAmbg" target="_self">Ain&#8217;t No Mountain High Enough</a>&#8221; stuck in my head today, a fact which is making my lovely wife mildly perplexed (and will probably make her mildly annoyed after I bust out singing the chorus for like the twentieth time).</p>
<p>On that exciting, autobiographical note, here now are the links for the first half of <a title="Voices by Christopher Buecheler" href="/writing/voices-index/" target="_self">Voices</a> &#8211; Chapter 8, beginning with <a title="Voices by Christopher Buecheler - Page 75" href="/writing/voices-index/voices-page-75/" target="_self">Page 75</a>. It&#8217;s available in the <a title="Writing by Christopher Buecheler" href="/writing/" target="_self">Writing section</a>, as always.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re celebrating New Years Eve tonight, I recommend partying responsibly &#8230; by which I mean drinking like a fish, but not getting behind the wheel of a car. That&#8217;s our plan, along with consuming massive quantities of delicious, Caribbean-themed snacks. It may be cold and gross out in Brooklyn, but in our apartment, we&#8217;re all going to be <a title="Futurama Characters - Barbados Slim" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Barbados_Slim" target="_self">Barbados Slim</a> for the night!</p>
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		<title>Voices Week Continues &#8211; Chapter 7!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve unleashed all eleven pages of Voices Chapter 7 in the Writing section, starting with Page 64. Our fearless band of adventurers have put their plan into action, but things don&#8217;t go quite the way they were expecting. Excitement, terror, and explosions await in the latest pages!
Half of Chapter 8 coming tomorrow, the other half [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve unleashed all eleven pages of <a title="Voices by Christopher Buecheler" href="/writing/voices-index/" target="_self">Voices</a> Chapter 7 in the <a title="Writing by Christopher Buecheler" href="/writing/" target="_self">Writing section</a>, starting with <a title="Voices by Christopher Buecheler - Page 64" href="/writing/voices-index/voices-page-64/" target="_self">Page 64</a>. Our fearless band of adventurers have put their plan into action, but things don&#8217;t go quite the way they were expecting. Excitement, terror, and explosions await in the latest pages!</p>
<p>Half of Chapter 8 coming tomorrow, the other half on Thursday, and the final five pages (Chapter 9) coming on Friday. Hooray!</p>
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